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Everything is Aaron/Molly and nothing hurts
- Hazel: Touch the cave wall
- Computer: You touch the wall. It is moist
- Isaac: Lick the cave wall
- Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
- Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall
- Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
- Isaac: Not jump, HUMP.
- Computer: I don't understand
- Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL
- Computer: You attempt to ju-
- Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall
- Computer: I do not-
- Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave
Tonight has just spiraled into a total mess.
I’m just gonna sleep it off and pray that tomorrow is a MUCH better day.
beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through
back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto
we about to kill all y’all
give us your corn
give us your land
give us your butts
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I am so paranoid of the internet. Why do I have a blog?
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