May 2013
56 posts
reallyreallyreallytrying:
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
simoncowell:
niallhoran:
louistomlinson:
zaynmalik:
liampayne:
harrystyles:
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
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sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
dearloserchris:
teejaypinetree:
She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
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leonard-hoyden asked: 39, 47, 60, 71, 76, 81, 83, 85, 108, 109, 112, 127, 181, 194, 202, 210, and 212.
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orangemuses:
dirkinabox:
Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
every fucking day
dtrxcreations:
FILE THIS UNDER SOUNDFONTS I...
cristobalite:
petition to change the words to the pledge of allegiance to chris rock’s monologue from “blame game”
internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
pokémon
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
orangemuses:
please stop making a big deal out of yahoo possibly buying tumblr
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bleerios:
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
j-moriarty:
joeshmo:
shavingryansprivates:
romeo romeo
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP...
gay-grumps:
when i find myself in times of trouble kk slider comes to me speaking words of wisdom me mop mow mi na
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WE’RE GONNA MAKE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SURE
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